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My humble little blog recently doubled its number of followers. I now have two followers yippity! But according to everyone I should have more (at least 2 1/2). So this post, or advertisement, is here to convince YOU to read this blog.

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"People who don't read Benevolent Dinosaur are statiscally more likely to be serial killers who hate puppies"-credible sources

"Benevolent Dinosaur is part of a balanced diet"- 9/10 doctors

"My kids used to spend all day on the internet and I didn't know why. Turns out they'd been using my credit card to buy private islands of eBay. So I put them up for adoption and now I have more time to read Benevolent Dinosaur!" -Mother of the Year

"I don't know who Ben Hevelent Dynasty is" -Prime Minister of Australia

"Also, get out of my house"- Prime Minister of Australia

This picture accurately depicts what Benevolent Dinosaur is all about.

If that doesn't convince you I don't know what will. Get off my lawn!